I remember this girl that was just diabolically clever at avoiding punishment. Whenever she'd done something that drove me to wanting to scream and pull out either her hair or my own, she'd paint this adorably downcast look on her face, and mumble forlornly, "Please, Sir, have mercy...after all, I am just a simple whore."
More often than I care to admit, I'd simply fume for a moment, then frown at her and, with a dismissive wave of my hand, say, "Oh...hell...just...clean it up."
Her only mistake was occasionally then allowing a fleeting smile to appear on her face. At which point, I'd point a menacing finger at her and warn, "Don't you dare smirk, or I swear to God, I'll slap the shit out of you."
Appropriately stone-faced again, she'd obediently reply, "Yes, Sir."
It's really annoying being regularly outwitted by your submissive miss. (weary sigh)
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Hadn't seen you on Taken-in-Hand before but followed the link. Your blog is interesting!
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ReplyDeleteThank you - glad you enjoy it. Do come back (I might actually pen a new entry by tomorrow).
Jack