Let's Get Married!

       I mourn the death of marriage in our society.  (I don't know if they're still getting married in China or not.)

       No one gets married anymore.  It seems to always be you hang out at my place, or I'll hang out at your place, until we inevitably break up in two weeks, two months, or two years.  No one has any faith, or guts.  And so no one is interested in making a genuinely substantial commitment.  It's sad-making, damn it.

       Come on, people, let's fall in love - head over heels, hopelessly, madly, irretrievably in love - and let's boldly make a commitment, do something that means something, for God's sake.  Come on, let's all run out there and get MARRIED!

       In fact, just to enthusiastically boost you all forward, I hereby vow to go in ardent search of a spousal type person myself.  In fact, I vow to propose marriage to the very next girl I see.

       All right, all right, maybe I got a little carried away there...  Still, I don't want to break a vow, for Christ's sake.  Oh well, I guess I'm just going to have to go poke both my eyes out with a sharp stick now.  Jeez, I hate it when that happens.  Excuse me.  I'll be back once I learn how to operate the braille keyboard...