Simplified Master/slave Contract

     You know, people complicate things way too much.  Therefore, offered here for your perusal, is my suggested, bare essence, Master/slave contract:

        slave hereby vows:

        Okay, I'll do anything you want.

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        Master hereby vows:

        Sounds great!

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        Life isn't really that difficult, if you don't make it difficult.

        P.S.  Well, okay, you might want to put in a separate clause to make double-sure that she knows she has to make the coffee in the morning, no matter how late she was up the night before.