All right, this has very little, if damn all, to do with Dominance/submission, but just indulge me for a brief rant.
Why doesn't anyone like babies anymore? I swear, all the women I meet nowadays are more afraid of getting pregnant than the girls I shamelessly slept with in college. I'm sure there was a period in there somewhere between those two points in my life where women secretly yearned to be "knocked up".
Random (but "on point") anecdote: I recall my time at university, when every girl was on "the pill" - you didn't even need to ask anymore, it just went without saying. Or so I thought. Until this darling, Catholic girl that I'd been sleeping with for about four months politely informed me that (A) she wasn't on the pill, nor doing anything else in the birth control line, and (B) she thought she might be "a little bit pregnant". Well, it turned out to be a false alarm, just one of those irregular period incidents (I warned her about playing field hockey!), but I did get her back a bit for stopping my heart there for a second or so. This occurred just before Christmas break, and while she was home with her parents, I sent her a "Mother To Be" greeting card...Hey, even in the most potentially frightening situations, my twisted sense of humor rarely deserts me.
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