Why I Hate Doms

1 - They're such unbelievable assholes.

       I saw this guy once who had his "slave" eating her food out of a dog food bowl.  (Naturally, me being me, I couldn't stop myself from observing, "Just a thought - If you want a dog, go buy a flippin dog."  That was probably time-I-almost-got-my-ass-kicked-number-227.)

2 - They're not really Doms.

       "Oh, is that too hard? - am I hurting you?  I'm sorry!"

       Sheesh.  (Jack---rolling eyes)

3 - They're so pretentious.

       They dress in all this leather stuff, and call themselves names like "Lord Dragondick".  Give me a break.  Again, me being me, if some guy is actually a big enough idiot to introduce himself to me like that, I usually can't resist laughing and saying something like, "Really?  Your mom named you that?"

4 - So many of them are fat.

       Okay, maybe I just don't like fat people.

5 - They're clueless.

       I don't mean to be a snob (I just am), but the sad fact is that most self-styled "Doms" don't have a flippin' clue regarding what Dominance/submission is all about.  I really much prefer girls who haven't previously been in D/s relationships, because if they have, they usually come with a bunch of insane baggage that needs to be unlearned - i.e., all the idiotic crap that was instilled in them by Doms they'd been with.

       All right, end of rant - Hey, thanks for listening!  Have a splendiferous day.